Local Groceries Bite Back … “Enough is Enough!”
NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif., Nov. 9, 2011 /PRNewswire/ – YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE – A number of groceries are speaking out today in response to a recent series of crushed items in regional supermarkets. “You’d think people would learn,” said Sunshine, a local OJ. “It’s easy — don’t put me on top of the chips! It’s just a disaster waiting to happen.”
“Enough is enough,” said Sir Eggward, who has been broken up by the recent events. “We’re simply not made to support the weight of all this Milk. Something needs to be done. … And don’t get me started on the Watermelons,” he added. “Those chaps are just crazy!”
Many are hopeful that these woes will be alleviated by the upcoming release of Bag It!, a new grocery bagging puzzle game launching worldwide on November 17th, 2011 for iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, and Android devices. Developed by Hidden Variable Studios, the game gives players the fresh opportunity to hone their bagging skills through over 50 levels of unique puzzles and exciting challenges.
“It’s about time someone did something about it,” noted Chica, a recently immigrated banana who has several sisters that have been affected. “We travel hundreds of miles to get to the store — finally our safety concerns are being heard!”
Representatives for both Milk and Watermelons could not be reached for comment.
To find out more about Bag It! and this delicate situation, check out the official company/product website (http://www.hiddenvariable.com/). Be sure to Like them on Facebook (www.fb.com/HiddenVariable) and follow them on Twitter (@Hidden_Variable), too!
About Hidden Variable Studios
Hidden Variable Studios is a game development studio based in North Hollywood, CA. Founded by three game industry veterans, Hidden Variable is dedicated to revealing the fun and fantastic in the everyday world around us. Bag It! is their first title.
SOURCE Hidden Variable Studios