Boston Herald Howie Carr Column
By Howie Carr, Boston Herald
Jul. 3–The moonbats of Arlington can’t stop making excuses for their reputed pervert state senator.
Their hero, the shepherd of their trust-funded, overmedicated flock — Sen. Jim Marzilli, D-McLean Hospital — has been indicted on charges of sexually accosting and harassing four women.
It’s a total frame-up by the district attorney, but what can you expect of a Republican — what did you say, Gerry Leone isn’t a Republican? He’s a Democrat? Er, never mind.
Still, Sen. Marzilli couldn’t have committed all these terrible crimes. The man has a garden. He’s a Socialist. Obviously he can’t be a pervert, he must have a disease. All perps have diseases now, you know. They’re just never diagnosed until after the arrest.
Let’s go straight to the Arlington moonbat Web site, where Deb is asking a what-if question:
"To ALL: What if Sen. Marzilli’s abrupt disinhibition and personality change stemmed from a stroke or tumor?"
To Deb: What if Sen. Marzilli’s "disinhibition" in Lowell last month had nothing to do with a stroke or a tumor, and was instead brought on by the fact that 1) the first time he was reliably accused of perving a woman, his fellow Democrat Leone refused to indict him, and 2) Marzilli knew his Fourth Middlesex District is teeming with idiots willing to let him follow in the footsteps of so many other limousine liberal pols in Massachusetts who’ve been allowed to get away with anything and everything?
Deb continues: "Most government and large corporation employers do have a program of some sort for disability income."
Disability income? Don’t worry, Deb, Mr. Chairman Marzilli won’t be without income in the years ahead. How much are they paying per license plate at MCI-Cedar Junction these days?
Let’s go down the alleged list of Sen. Aqualung’s suave come-on lines during his spree:
* At 11 a.m., to a woman near the Lowell Health Center: "The sex is sweet, the sex is sweet, you want it, and you want to go with me." * At 11:30 a.m., on Jackson Street, after sneaking up behind a woman: "Oh baby, you are so beautiful. Your body is perfect. Your butt is perfect." * At 1:15 p.m., on Central Street, he drives three times by a woman waiting for a bus, parks, then walks up to her and inquires: "Do you have any undergarments under that?" * At 3 p.m., on Middle Street, he sits down on a bench next to a woman and says, "Since I saw you I’ve liked you. You are a very beautiful woman." Then he tried to grab her and made an "additional sexually explicit remarks."
And now the state’s impotent Republican Party has set up a new Web site, marzilliwatch.com, urging the state Senate to expel the no-show solon. On Jason Street, this was the last straw. The moonbat militia is mobilizing just like the time Stop ‘n Shop wanted to open that pharmacy on Mass. Ave that would have brought "light pollution" to Arlington Center.
Alan posts that he is shocked, shocked that the Republicans could stoop this low with marzilliwatch: "(It) is the meanest and most vicious blow I have ever seen." Obviously, Alan doesn’t get around much anymore.
"I expect this kind of crap from entertainers like Carr, O’Reilly and Limbaugh who make a living acting like chimps in a zoo."
Who are you calling a monkey, sucker?
"I can’t imagine what Republican gentlemen like Gen. Eisenhower or Barry Goldwater or Robert Dole would think of it."
I’ll tell you what they’d think of marzilliwatch. They’d think it was thin gruel, tepid stuff, considering the material they had to work with.
One final question: Do you think they’ll let Marzilli out of the booby hatch long enough tomorrow to celebrate the Fourth of July by burning an American flag?
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