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Top 10 Signs That You Ate Too Much For Thanksgiving by Treadmill Doctor

December 25, 2010

See Treadmill Doctor’s top 10 signs you may have ate too much over the holiday and could use a treadmill or elliptical to get back in a shape other than round.

(Vocus/PRWEB) December 24, 2010

See Treadmill Doctor’s top 10 signs you may have ate too much over the holiday and could use a treadmill or elliptical to get back in a shape other than round.

10. The day after Thanksgiving, you notice that people are doing their new “after holiday” running laps around YOU!

9. You step on the scale and the scale screams for mercy.

8. The neighborhood dogs are following you around licking their chops because they expect you to fall out from overeating at “any moment.”

7. You can no longer see your feet.

6. You are so bloated that the National Weather Service is concerned that you are affecting frontal patterns.

5. Terrorist mistaken you for a jumbo-jet airplane and try to rig you to go off above NYC.

4. Your kids decide to use you for an inflatable moon bounce.

3. You now have to ride on a flat-bed trailer with a banner that says “wide load.”

2. The turkey population is breathing a collective sigh of relief that you don’t want any more at least for another year.

1. I have feet?

Happy Holidays from your friends at Treadmill Doctor

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