Talula Can’t Do the Hula

A JUDGE attacked a trend for giving children bizarre names as he made a nine-year-old girl called Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii a ward of court.

New Zealand judge Rob Murfitt said names including Fish And Chips, Stallion and Sex Fruit had been blocked. But, he added, Number 16 Bus Shelter and, “tragically”, Violence were allowed.

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