March 25, 2009
No beer for nude Tennessee store customer
A Tennessee man arrested buying beer at a convenience store was old enough to purchase alcohol -- he was just missing his clothes.
James Golden, 48, Hendersonville, told police he thought the clerk might appreciate it if he
went into the store nude earlier this month, according to an affidavit filed by officers.
No word on whether Golden had the money and ID needed to acquire a six pack to go since he obviously lacked a pocket.