October 5, 2008
You’Ve Gotta Laugh
By MIKE LOCKLEY
MY mate returned from a spot of sea fishing to find his wife waiting in a skimpy neglige and primed for a night of passion. "Not now, Maureen," he snapped, spilling his slippery catch onto the kitchen table. "I've got a haddock."
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