There are "Mean Girls," and then there are mean girls _ like two of Ali Lohan's former classmates, who made a catty video about her and then posted it on the Internet.

By Jeff Simon A recent news story you probably missed was the organization of Long Island celebrity mothers that, for its own hallucinatory reasons, named Dina Lohan Mother of the Year.

By Norm Clarke Hugh Hefner already has a street named after him at the Palms, and a 10,000-square-foot sky villa in the Fantasy Tower. Now he's getting his own table at the Playboy Club. "Hef's Table" will be unveiled tonight when the Playboy founder celebrates his birthday.

In today's case of missing the target by That Much, we have National Geographic Channel's effort to publicize an April documentary called "Human Footprint." The show sounds interesting. It looks at the resources each of us uses day-to-day and the effect that has on the planet.

By Rick Kushman, The Sacramento Bee, Calif. Mar. 10--In today's case of missing the target by That Much, we have the National Geographic Channel's effort to publicize an April documentary called "Human Footprint." The show sounds interesting.