By Colin Covert REVIEW Hamlet 2 HHH RATING: R (language including sexual references, brief nudity and some drug content) DIRECTOR: Andrew Fleming CAST: Steve Coogan, Catherine Keener, Elisabeth Shue, Amy Poehler, David Arquette THEATERS: Marquee Cinemas Pity poor Dana Marschz (pronounced ... er ...

By MAL VINCENT By Mal Vincent The Virginian-Pilot HEY, DIDN'T everyone die in the first one? No matter. "Hamlet 2" is not actually a sequel. (Bill Shakespeare might have done more than just roll over in his tomb if that were the case).

By Michael Machosky Even when it doesn't work -- which is often -- you have to admire "Hamlet 2's" utter willingness to do just about anything, no matter how stupid or ill-advised, for a laugh.

By JAMES VERNIERE "HAMLET 2" Rated R. At AMC Loews Boston Common and Harvard Square Cinema. Grade: A- Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Steve Coogan, the funniest actor you've never heard of.

By John Beifuss Released in 1983, "Porky's II: The Next Day" was a teen sex comedy that didn't need anything but juvenile naughtiness and R- rated nudity to make a profit.