News - Fantastic Four
LONDON and MUNICH, May 1, 2012 /PRNewswire/ -- David Garrett, co-founder of Summit Entertainment, and former President of Summit International, announced today that he is launching a new
* (110m | PG-13) Who are these half-wit Hollywood clowns that keep hiring cleavage-candy actresses with no measurable talent to play laughably bespectacled scientists in action movies? This bumbling, big-budget but Z-movie-bad adaptation of Marvel comics' "Fantastic Four" is a train wreck, exemplified by the casting of ring-a-dingy Jessica Alba -- hitherto known for playing dancers and strippers -- as Sue Storm, a 23-year-old "director of genetic research.
In this weekend's potential blockbuster "Wanted," Morgan Freeman hands a gun to the film's reluctant antihero and orders him to shoot the wings _ and just the wings _ off a bunch of houseflies. Several slow-motion gunshots later, the bugs fall to the floor, wingless.
By Scott Bowles Indiana Jones has yet to meet a foe he couldn't vanquish. He never has had to face the wrath of cyberspace, though. And that's of course where the first shots at the intrepid archaeologist's new film have been fired.
