By Kate Bassett A new play satirising feminism has enraged Germaine Greer, on whose experience it is loosely based Theatre The Female of the Species Vaudeville LONDON Zorro Garrick LONDON Hangover Square Finborough LONDON As a leading feminist and author of The Female Eunuch, Germaine Greer has helped put the feistiness into many modern-day women and (as some dare to call them) grrrls.

By Paul Tait SYDNEY (Reuters) - Steve Irwin's father said on Wednesday he lost his best mate when the TV naturalist known as the "Crocodile Hunter" died in a freak diving accident, adding that his son would hate the fuss of a state funeral.

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