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2008-06-24 02:29:54

Wonder if he got "the two-minute warning"? George Carlin's fans know what I'm talking about. It's part of a routine he did in the '70s, about the possibility of getting notice that you're about to die ... a voice inside your head that goes, "TWO MINUTES. Get your (Bleep) together." His spirit's probably lurking beneath my car, chewing off the timing belt for censoring him like that, but hey, this ain't HBO. There have been a few showbiz folks I've had chats with over the years who seem...


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jument
  • A beast of burden; also, a beast in general.
'Jument' ultimately comes from the Latin 'jugum,' yoke.
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