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2005-05-06 18:15:00

Paris Hilton has finally found her calling. It's not functioning as a professional socialite and party girl, though walking the red carpet is an activity she has elevated to an art form. It's not designing perfume or jewelry or clothing for small dogs. And it's not transforming the English language through simple declarative sentences. Paris should scrap all that - and her reality TV series, her record label, her nightclubs and any other attempts at being taken seriously - and realize her...